Man Rules..

I was so tempted to post this on my personal blog but after some thought, I'm now convinced that it belongs here. I mean, why else did we create this blog if I didn't put things " where they belonged ", so to speak.

Hahaha. I found it super amusing! My comments shall be in italics. =D Enjoy ~.. J'son! I think you'd agree with this.

Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story
( I must admit, it's pretty good )

We always hear ʽthe rules' From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side

These are our rules!
Please note... they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.
( I HAVE to agree, but sometimes they DO surprise you! )

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
( more applicable to married couples...? )

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
( I don't understand this.. )

1. Crying is blackmail.
( weird, but for a girl, i AGREE! )

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
( Girls, we've really GOT to work on this part. )

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
( Dull creatures, aren't they.. but yet we fall for them anyways. )

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
( but we'd prefer it from them, no? )

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
( 7 days IS pretty long.. sorta.. )

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
( we always want them to say we're the most beautiful creatures on the face of the earth and that they'd be so satisfied with us, they need nothing else. Wake up and smell the coffee! It don't happen that way. )

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
( just because we're details people and just KNOW what we want doesn't make it wrong..? )

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
( I agree! I can't stand people who talk during movies. Unless it's related/important. I absolutely detest! People who narrate. )

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
( even if it's in public places. Ladies, get used to that! )

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
( we just want them to ask just ONE more time to show they really ARE concern but do they? Most of the time, no. )

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as boxing or racing.

1. You have enough clothes.
( applicable to girls who actually like shopping.. )

1. You have too many shoes.
( refer to the above. )

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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There you have it. Ladies, had fun laughing? I smiled. Hahaha.

chel and i actually talked about something last night but i forgot what it was about. haha:p sorry. i got short term memory problem :P so here's my thought for the day.

'he just didnt try hard enough!'

how much can a person try before they are considered to have done enough? its a very subjective thing. the amount of effort required for each person to be satisfied is like totally different lar for each person, but somehow, its never enough.

especially for girls, we want guys to try. to go the extra mile. but somehow, guys just give up when they are like THIS close to reaching the amount of effort required. hmm. am i making sense here? lol. it gets really frustrating cuz it makes us girls feel like 'a bit more lar, then i would have *insert whatever the dude is trying for*' sounds familiar? yours truly is also in a situation where i think he should have tried harder. sigh.

thats all from me. till next time :)

CheL's Theories 101

Now that all three of the contributors have had the chance to say a piece, I shall start us off by introducing to your the great CheLCheL Theory of Quota.

I have a theory, based on several observations and self experience that almost proves it true. For that fact alone, it still remains a theory and not a law.

Definition of theory - Is not in any way an antonym of " fact "
Definition of law - Is a " fact "

For those of you who can't differentiate the two, there. Hehehe.

Anyways, I think that when you don't talk/look/call/touch/wtv else that means interraction with the person you keep thinking about, you'd become even MORE obsessed than if you actually had your " quota " for the day.

I'm serious!

It's like chocolates. When you abstain from them for SO LONG, you'd (almost) always end up stuffing your face with them rather than if you had a bit here and there along the way. Won't you agree with me? Because you lack that one thing/person so much (in which, stupid people end up ignoring/avoiding that particular person) you tend to go all out on the " attack " when you finally do make contact after that.

Does that make sense? I think it does.

THEREFORE, make sure you have your quota of the " chocolate " of your choice each day. Hehehe.. It'll help put off your craving for them.

* grins *. Coming in the very NEAR future, CheL's Theories 102!

- CheL.

hey guys. lee en in the house! haha:p i think my posts are rather recognisable cuz i dont put titles on my posts. i just feel lazy to think of something to put as a title, so hence the no-title thingy. even if you come to my personal blog, i dont think i've ever had a post with a title o.o anyways back to the point of this post. i am too one of the contributors to this one-of-a-kind blog. okay. maybe it isnt but i would like to think so :p oh well. am looking forward to contributing to this bloggie. gotta go. dinner's calling. bye y'all!

Hey Ho Ppl!

Hey hey!!
Izzy(Ezreena) here!
This was a random idea that popped into rachel's head at about 1 a.m. and I thought it was brillant..:D
I don't really know who else are the authors here..yet to find out..
It's definately no feminane thing okies!!
This is more of a guideline/theory thing...haha

Its gonna be one hell of an intersting blog ppl
So visit often and we'll try to update as much as we can!!! :)

xoxo
-Izzy-

Purpose?

I know, you're probably reading this and wondering why we have so many blogs apart from our own and the others that we share but I really think this is going to work! ( at least I hope ).

Bunch of girls, frustrated with the world of men who can't understand a thing about them have decided to actually share their many proven/unproven theories, thoughts and insights in every day life of modernized 21st Century women who aren't really feminist. It'll probably be more entertaining than anything else though. Helpful? Hahaha.. Maybe not.

Amusing? HELL YEAH! I mean.. err.. YEAH! * says it very enthusiastically *

And the name isn't permanent. I just couldn't come up with anything else yet. Might change, but for now, welcome to ][ Caged Emotions ][ where they are just about to be released :)

- CheL -
][ Founder of CE ][