Man Rules..

I was so tempted to post this on my personal blog but after some thought, I'm now convinced that it belongs here. I mean, why else did we create this blog if I didn't put things " where they belonged ", so to speak.

Hahaha. I found it super amusing! My comments shall be in italics. =D Enjoy ~.. J'son! I think you'd agree with this.

Man Rules

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story
( I must admit, it's pretty good )

We always hear ʽthe rules' From the female side

Now here are the rules from the male side

These are our rules!
Please note... they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!


1. Men are NOT mind readers.
( I HAVE to agree, but sometimes they DO surprise you! )

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
( more applicable to married couples...? )

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
( I don't understand this.. )

1. Crying is blackmail.
( weird, but for a girl, i AGREE! )

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
( Girls, we've really GOT to work on this part. )

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
( Dull creatures, aren't they.. but yet we fall for them anyways. )

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
( but we'd prefer it from them, no? )

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
( 7 days IS pretty long.. sorta.. )

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
( we always want them to say we're the most beautiful creatures on the face of the earth and that they'd be so satisfied with us, they need nothing else. Wake up and smell the coffee! It don't happen that way. )

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
( just because we're details people and just KNOW what we want doesn't make it wrong..? )

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
( I agree! I can't stand people who talk during movies. Unless it's related/important. I absolutely detest! People who narrate. )

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
( even if it's in public places. Ladies, get used to that! )

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
( we just want them to ask just ONE more time to show they really ARE concern but do they? Most of the time, no. )

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really!

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as boxing or racing.

1. You have enough clothes.
( applicable to girls who actually like shopping.. )

1. You have too many shoes.
( refer to the above. )

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

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There you have it. Ladies, had fun laughing? I smiled. Hahaha.